Middlesex and England Lions opener Nick Gubbins rolls up his sleeves and does battle with All Out Cricket’s 21 Questions.
Describe yourself in one word.
Amusing
What words or phrases do you most overuse?
Flair
What is your most marked characteristic?
Clumsiness
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
Nothing
What is your idea of happiness?
A nice beer by the sea, looking at the sunset
What’s your ideal sandwich?
Avocado, bacon, chicken and lettuce
Which living person do you most admire and why?
Dider Drogba, Munich 2012
What piece of advice would you give to your 16-year-old self?
Keep enjoying the game
What has been your biggest disappointment?
Getting rid of José [Mourinho] the first time round
If you were an animal, what would you be?
A lion
What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
Mila Kunis
What becomes of the broken hearted?
I’m not sure… I’ve never had my heart broken
What’s wrong with the world?
The polarisation of classes
Which three people would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Pietersen and Frank Lampard
Whose windows would you most like to smash?
Compo’s, he’s just down the road
What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
Bob Marley, Don’t Worry [sic Three Little Birds]
Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
Johnny Depp
If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be?
Kevin Pietersen. My absolute hero when I was growing up
What’s your ultimate pet hate?
Tardiness
What was the first record you bought?
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Who is your favourite fictional hero?
Batman