Cricket is a sport that is steeped in tradition, strategy, and, at times, gamesmanship.
One aspect of the game that all players and fans will come across is a practice called sledging.
Sledging is the use of chat or other tactics by cricketers to unsettle or distract their opponents.
Let’s take a closer look at the history, and ethics of sledging in cricket, plus some amusing examples.
Origins of Cricket Sledging
The earliest mention of sledging took place in a match at Hambledon in 1765. This shows what a historic sport cricket really is. Richard Nyren, playing for Men of Hampshire XXII, had a disagreement with batsman John Small, playing for XXX Red Hot Hampshire Men. (Team names were a little different back then, too.)
As legend has it, Nyren said to the bowler: “Bowle hymme a harpsichord, see if he can playeth that.”
Whether this is true or not, it makes a good story, and shows that there have probably been sledges knocking around on the parks of England for hundreds of years.
The practice was initially used sparingly and was not a significant part of the game. However, over time, it became more prevalent, and cricketers started using sledging to gain an edge over their rivals.
Over the years, sledging techniques have changed. Cricketers may have once used more crude, abusive language to intimidate their opponents but the rules of the game have outlawed this.
Modern-day sledging is more subtle and often employs a mix of humor and psychology to unsettle the opposition. Both the wicket keeper and slip fielders are often heavily involved in cricket sledging due to the proximity they have to the action. Batters and bowlers are, of course, also involved.
Notable Sledging Incidents
“Mind the windows”
This is one of the most famous examples of sledging. When Freddie Flintoff chirped this at Tino Best after going for a big swing, Best threw his wicket away incredibly quickly. This is one of the sledges that can be replicated in village cricket, perfect for when someone tries to overdo it!
The look on Freddie Flintoff’s face is a great memory for English cricket fans.
“Would you like me to bowl a piano and see if you can play that”
You can always change the instrument in your sledging, but this is the famous example from Merv Hughes, bowling to Graham Gooch. Gooch had an uncharacteristic spell of not being able to see the ball, leading to Hughes to chirp one of the all-time classics.
Warne vs Cullinan
Shane Warne was bowling to South African Daryll Cullinan: “I’ve been waiting two years for another chance at you.”
Cullinan replied with a simple comeback “Looks like you spent it eating.”
That’s one way to deal with sledging.
Siddons vs Waugh
This one happened in a Sheffield Shield match. Steve Waugh was taking his time and marking his guard a lot, to which Siddons said: “it’s not a f****** test match”. Waugh’s reply? “of course it isn’t, you’re here”.
“It’s red, it’s round, you hit it”
A classic sledge. When the batsman is struggling for form, you can remind them what the ball looks like. Beware though, Viv Richards showed the ultimate comeback, he smashed the next delivery for six and gloriously responded: “you know what it looks like, now go and get it.”
“Don’t bother son, you won’t be out there long enough.”
England great Fred Trueman was fielding near the gate from the pavilion. When the new batter came out, he turned around to shut the gate to be met by a classic from Trueman.
“Don’t bother son, you won’t be out there long enough.”
Mark Waugh vs James Ormond
James Ormond came to the crease when playing for England against Australia. Mark Waugh was fielding slip and said: “You’re too s*** to play for England!”
Ormond had a glorious response: “Maybe so, but at least I’m the best player in my family”. Ouch!
“Which one of you b*******”
In the infamous Bodyline series, England captain Douglas Jardine went to the opposing dressing room to explain to the Aussie captain Bill Woodfull that one of their players had called him a “b******”.
Woodfull is said to have turned around to his teammates and asked: “Which one of you b******* called this b******* a b*******?”
This might not technically be sledging, but it shows that there has been a sense of humour in cricket for decades.
The Art of Sledging
Psychological Warfare on the Field
Sledging is a form of psychological warfare that cricketers use to unsettle the opposition. The key to effective sledging is to know when to say the right thing at the right time. It can be a delicate balancing act between humour and intimidation, and some cricketers are better at it than others. The goal is ultimately to get in your opponent’s head.
Non-Verbal Sledging
While we think of sledging as chat, there are two types of sledging: verbal and non-verbal. Verbal sledging involves the use of words to unsettle the opposition. It can range from friendly banter to abusive language. Non-verbal sledging includes actions such as staring or gestures. One of the most famous examples is when Jimmy Anderson responded to chat from Mitchell Johnson with the infamous “shush” symbol.
Balancing Humour and Intimidation
The most effective sledging combines humour and intimidation. A well-timed joke or witty comment can be just as effective at putting the opposition off their game as an abusive comment or a threatening gesture.
However, the line between friendly banter and abusive language can be blurred, and players need to be careful not to cross it.
Some of the classic sledges we see on village pitches up and down the country include:
“Swinging like a rusty gate”
“More misses than Henry VIII”
“Didn’t know Gray Nics made fishing rods” to mock the batter for not making their shots
“More leaves than a tree” when the batsman just won’t go for the shot
“More blocks than a lego set”
“Couldn’t catch a cold”
The Ethics of Sledging
Sledging has been a controversial issue in cricket, with players, officials, and fans divided on its ethical implications. While some argue that sledging is an acceptable part of the game, others believe that it crosses the line and is unsportsmanlike behaviour.
The consensus seems to be that as long as the sledging is not abusive, it is just an accepted part of the game. Sometimes it is funny, and it is usually meant in the right spirit.
Niroshan Dickwella sparked some debate with his sledging and chat against England in a test match.
The Role of Umpires and Match Officials
Umpires have the ultimate say in what is acceptable and what isn’t. The laws of the game explain:
41.1 Fair and unfair play — responsibility of captains
The captains are responsible for ensuring that play is conducted within The Spirit of Cricket, as described in The Preamble — The Spirit of Cricket, as well as within the Laws.41.2 Unfair actions
41.2.1 The umpires shall be the sole judges of fair and unfair play. If an umpire considers that any action by a player, not covered in the Laws, is unfair, he/she shall call and signal Dead ball, if appropriate, as soon as it becomes clear that the call will not disadvantage the non-offending side, and report the matter to the other umpire.
Umpires and match officials play an important role in monitoring sledging on the field. They are responsible for ensuring that players do not cross the line and that the game is played within the spirit of cricket. Several disciplinary measures can be taken against players who indulge in unsportsmanlike behaviour.
Players’ Perspectives on Sledging
The opinions of players on sledging are often divided. Some believe that it is an integral part of the game, while others see it as unnecessary and detrimental to the spirit of cricket. However, most cricketers would agree that sledging should not be used to insult or abuse opponents, and any form of abusive sledging is completely unacceptable, and would see players rightly banned.
Famous Sledgers
There have been several famous sledgers in cricket history known for their excellent skills at using sledging tactics. Among current players are Australian cricketer David Warner, who is known for his witty comebacks, and Indian batsman cricket captain Virat Kohli, who was famous for his ability to get under the skin of his opponents.
If we’re looking at an all-time list, one of the most famous sledgers in cricket is Merv Hughes. Known for his Aussie humour and trademark moustache, he fancied himself as a comedian on the field, and though many of his sledges were funny, some were right on the borderline of what is acceptable.
Legend has it he once advised England’s Robin Smith, during a lean spell, to read the back of his bat to try to find instructions on how to hit the ball. This is regarded as one of the best sledges in history.
Other players known for having constant verbal battles with opponents include the late, great Shane Warne, Glenn McGrath, and another Australian Captain, Ricky Ponting. It is fair to say the Aussies are known for sledging throughout the years.
Some Classic Funny Cricket Sledges for You to Use
Some of the most famous cricket sledges come from pure wit. You’ll want your wittiest fielders at slip if you’re going to try and get in the batsman’s head.
- “Take the keys off him he can’t drive” – Pretty self-explanatory this one. Perfect if a batsman’s drives aren’t connecting.
- “All swing, no ding” – Perfect for the batsman who is trying the big hits but not pulling it off.
- “Swinging like a rusty gate”
- “Didn’t know Gray Nics made fishing poles” – Great for when the batsman just can’t make contact.
- “More leaves than a tree” – Time to encourage the batsman to play some more big hits?
- “More blocks than a lego set” – Another designed to get the batsman taking you on.
- “If you turn the bat over you’ll find the instructions” – This is a classic from Merv Hughes, bowling to Robin Smith. It’s great for using yourself while fielding.
- “Couldn’t catch a cold” – Yes, you can sledge the wicket-keeper or the fielders, too!
- “Put your seat belts on, this guy can’t drive”
And some more contributed from our amazing village cricket community.
- “More chop than a Jackie chan movie!”
- “He likes knicking things let’s take him to the jewellers.”
- “This batsman has more edge than U2.”
- “More swing than the sixties.”
- “Tarzan is swinging so much, someone get him Jane.”
Let’s face it, there are some classics you can throw out there any time, but the best sledges are the spontaneous “mind the windows” style ones. If you’re new to cricket, it might not seem like a very gentlemanly way to behave, but sledging has been part of the game for as long as anyone can remember. It’s a psychological sport.
Do you have any classic cricket sledges to share? Have we missed any of the famous cricket sledges from history? If you know of any brilliant moments of wit from your teammates, leave a comment.
What do you think of sledging in cricket?
When you think of sledging you might think of Merv Hughes, Shane Warne, or even Freddie Flintoff. Some cricketers have made it an art.
Cricket sledges have been a part of the game for over a century and continue to be a controversial issue, but it is definitely something that goes on, even when playing at an amateur level. The key to effective sledging is to strike a balance between humour and intimidation.
Players should also be aware of the line between friendly banter and abuse and ensure that they stay on the right side of it. Cricket should be about having fun and there’s no need to get too personal.
Ultimately, it is up to the players, officials, and cricketing governing bodies to ensure that sledging does not overshadow the game and is kept within the spirit of cricket.
